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If so, I’ve got your sponsorship opportunities right here!
Blog Stats:
2 GFC followers & slowly growing! So slow that there’s a good chance that I’ll have 100 followers before the next century! How’s that for growth? Also, shout out to my two followers, Shana & Lisa! You rock!
1 follower on Bloglovin! Spoiler: it’s me!
1 reader on Feedly! Spoiler: Me again!
142 visits during the last month! Who cares if they’re coming from a place called Vampire Stat, they’re real people, damn it! Or not...
Other key features of partnering with me:
- I don’t reread my posts before hitting submit!
- I’m awesome!
- I use exclamation points like they’re going out of style!
- I still double space after punctuation!
- My laptop runs on Windows XP & a power cord that’s not even made for it, so it just flails around between having power & not!
- I’ve thrown myself on my bed in a crying fit…in the past 6 months!
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Seriously, guys, this is a joke. Unless you want to sponsor me, then it totally isn’t!
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